it's not that you're shady, it's that you've been pretending not to be shady and you had us fooled..

Dear Tiger,

We felt like we needed to clear the air and just clarify a couple of points with you. You may be thinking, "how dare everyone be mad at me when I am simply following in the footsteps of David Letterman, Bill Clinton, Michael Jordan, Benjamin Frankling, Kobe Bryant and even Brad Pitt (even though everyone likes to forget that)". In some ways, we think you're right to have that mindset. After all, when you get down to the bare bones of all those skeletons in your closet it really is just a boring, banal and gross tale of a celebrity being inappropriate when he has a wife. We just had no idea. So here's to you tiger (cin cin!), we never saw it coming!


update: This morning our Dad commented that Geico has the smartest advertising campaign. A cartoon Gecko will never be involved in a scandal.

update #2: Additionally no one cares about cartoons.