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YogueIN Celebrates 800th Post!!; World Dances Like Bernie; Doesn't Care

YogueIN Prediction: Bin Laden Situation Creates New Excuse/Joke For World To Use

Haha actually this can be used in so many ways, here are some examples:

"Hey are you still dating that guy?"

"Ugh, No! I totally buried him at sea!" ---translation--- "Yeah, I text him everyday and look at all his fb pics before I go to bed but he won't talk to me and I hate my life"

"Hey! You look great! You look like you lost 10 lbs!"

"Yeah buried those 10 lbs at sea! Booyah!!" ----translation---- "Yeah I'm wearing spanx... . . "

"Hey, are you and Jessica friends again?"

"Omg! Yeah! That fight is totally buried at sea!"----translation---- "I hate her."

So as you can see, lots of ways to use the line "buried at sea" and people will definitely know what you really mean.

xoxo

Gwen!

A Look At Osama's Religious Ocean Burial: YogueIN Style

Catherine Zeta-Jones & Salt Lake City Weather

ps. Catherine only has one arm. Oops.

Wyntour Apologizes To The News; News Gets An Attitude

We really are sorry for being MIA for the last couple of weeks, but are happy to be back in the office.

The USA Finds It's Weakness; Tells Everyone

Wow.

The iPad Is Still Fighting; Props from YogueIN

Seems like the Apple execs were correct. A few months ago when they unveiled the name "iPad" for their much anticipated tablet, Apply employees projected that the bad press over the name would die down, and ultimately people would be happy to have such a cool product.

Bloomberg.com is reporting that Apple has provided much more than that. "Apple Inc.’s iPad touch-screen tablet is a winning product that threatens to replace laptops as the dominant format for personal computers", says Bloomberg.com.

While the article does admit that the iPad has it's limitations it says that, "If you’re mainly a Web surfer, note-taker, social- networker and e-mailer, and a consumer of photos, videos, books, periodicals and music -- this could be for you."

We had pretty much forgotten about the iPad but after reading this review, we may want one again.

What about you?

ps. Great PR placement for Apple.

Weather Suspected Of Having Terrorist Ties; Targets Rhode Island

The weather is up to it's old tricks here on the East Coast. Specifically in Rhode Island. CNN is reporting that water levels in RI have reach 12ft above "flood stage". Residents are completely abandoning their cars for fear that if they use them once during these rain storms, they'll likely never be able to use them again.

"We have some historic flooding going on in places we've never had flooding before," said Cranston police Lt. Stephen Antonucci. "We have numerous streets that are closed, and they're telling us the worst is still yet to come."

Dear Weather, what gives?

Rep. Russ Carnahan (D-Mo) Responds To Health care Threats; Says Lack of Health care kills Americans; Steals Spotlight From Cigarettes

Everyone Hates The House Of Representatives

Politico and lots of other publications are reporting that in the wake of Sunday's health care overhaul there has been a string of "violent" acts. Most recently Rep. Russ Carnahan (D-Mo.) complained that a coffin was placed "near his home".

Carnahan was fearful that protestors were trying to tell him that they wanted him to be in that coffin, but it was discovered that the coffin symbolized the many babies that would be aborted because of the new health care laws.

Some other threats:

Rep. Tom Perriello’s (D-Va.) brother’s gas lines were cut, Rep. Bart Stupak (D-Mich.) received death threats and Rules Committee Chairwoman Louise Slaughter (D-N.Y.) received a message saying snipers were being deployed to kill children of those who voted for health care overhaul.

read full article here

What do you think of some of these more extreme reactions to the bill?

Maryland Breaks Up With The South; It's Not Mutual

Did you know that Maryland has an official song? And that part of the lyrics talk about "Northern Scum"? Well that's about the love that Maryland has left for the south. In a classic "it's not you, it's me" move, Maryland has decided that it's culture, attitude, and even accent do not mesh well with the south.

Given these feelings, Maryland lawmakers have petitioned to move from the Southern Region of the Council of State Governments to the Eastern Region.

The article states that, "It's unusual for states to switch regions in the 77-year-old council, which provides a forum for state officials to share ideas. The last time was when Missouri switched from the Midwestern Region to the Southern Region in 1994."

Click here to find out who Maryland's new friends will be.

Smoke Jackson Meets David Beckham; Drinks His Smoothie

Hey, Smoke Jackson here, well with Ms. Wyntour locked in her office, none of us are sure when and if anymore posts will be submitted this evening. I decided that I better pack up and get out of the office before I got roped into doing any extra work.

As I left YogueIN's global offices I looked up at the sky and thought to myself, "I really hate my job". I kept looking up at the sky and listed off all of the reasons why I hate my job:

•  I never get to write about sports (I am the sports editor)
•  Someone always eats some of the chicken out of my stir fry before lunch time (my mom makes it for me)
•  The sodas in the break room are $1.55 (I never have enough change)
• My work station is a desktop that doesn't connect to the internet. (I have to hold the keyboard on my lap

and lastly...

• My computer only has Open Office on it (last years version)

The longer I looked up at the sky and listed the things that I hated, the angrier I got, so I decided to look back down and be on my way. It was then, that I noticed David Beckham, standing on the other side of the street using crutches and carrying a smoothie. I've always wanted to meet the "footballer" so I ran over as fast as I could to see if I could be of any assistance. As I got closer, to my great surprise, I realized he was crying!

I immediately asked him why he was crying, "David, why are you crying? and why are you using crutches?" He said he couldn't remember, but that his foot hurt. I told him that I understood, and that my feet hurt sometimes too. He laughed a little at that, and then laughed even harder when I grabbed his smoothie and took a big sip.

"You're a really great guy Smoke, who needs soccer!" he said. I agreed with him. Our exchange didn't make much sense, but I surely agreed: who needs soccer.

To find out why David Beckham is really crying, click HERE

The Weather Takes On New Jersey; Wins

Spring is approaching but the Weather is still up to it's old tricks here on the east coast. Transit officials are reporting that nearly 500 passengers are stranded on a train headed to New York, and have been stranded for over 5 hours!

Flooding on the tracks is causing the delay.

What would you do if you were stuck on a train for 5 hours?

Gay Prostitution + The Vatican = Scandal

"One of Pope Benedict's ceremonial ushers and a member of an elite choir in St Peter's Basilica have been implicated in a gay prostitution ring, in the latest sexual scandal to taint the Vatican. "

You'll probably want the full story, it's right here for you.

Chile Waits For Its Remake Of 'We Are The World'

Dartmouth College is looking for it too, what do you think about what this student (Chris Talamo) has to say?

Stinks To Be You, Southern California Senator!

Senator Ashburn, was arrested early Wednesday morning on drunk driving charges. Happens all the time right? Yeah, well, the Senator is known for his support of Anti-gay laws, and he was arrested after partying it up at notoriously gay nightclub.

Normally we would have made this an "If I Could Turn Back Time..." post, but YogueIN feels that there are so many things this senator would do if he could turn back time. It won't all fit in the post title.

YogueIN Sits Down With The RNC Fundraising Presentation

YogueIN Has A Staff Meeting

Agenda Items
               1. New Hire Announcements
               2. How to deal with the paparazzi who wait in front of the office
               3. Dress code