What I learned from Twilight...

Twilight Saga: New Moon

Twilight Saga: Slow Talkers

If movies were real, meaning if they accuratley portrayed real life, then that would mean the following things were true:

1. Before you say anything "meaningful" your lips should be wet..

2. In order to show love or concern your head must be tilted.

3. Intense emotions smoulder beneath the surface of your eyes.

4. You cannot say more than 10 words per minute in any given conversation

etc etc et ceteraaaa

What ridiculous things could you say the Twilight movies or books taught you?

ps. I actually have what I think is a really good idea for more Twilight books that could keep the series going for a long time. Stay tuned.