Where do we start!??!?!?

So many things are happening in the news right now we don't even know where to start!!!!

Here's just a quick run down of some of the top headlines:

"Conan Finally Gone, YogueIN Can't Believe People Still Care"

"Obama freezes Government Spending On Select Programs, Saves $3

"'Scientists' Claim Search for Aliens Should Begin On Earth"

"Gwen Wyntour (of YogueIN) Now Demands Term 'Scientist' To Be Used Loosely In All Media"

"Famous People Have All The Fun :(!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"