Sunday, February 7, 2010

BREAKING NEWS: You really can be bored to death

This is for real. Not one of our fake "studies".

But apparently, scientists in the UK have discovered that people who are frequently bored are 40% more likely to die after a 25 year period (which was the length of the study).

The lead authors of this study are attributing their findings to the fact that bored people often turn to smoking and drinking as a way to stimulate their minds.

After this announcement YogueIN researchers got to work and found that this alarming news was one of the main reasons that Conan O'briens late night show was pulled from NBC and also the cause for the now non-existent sales of the movie "Girl with a Pearl Earring". Lives are at stake!

Read the full article here

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