Smoke Spends Day on Facebook; Ignores Assignments

It's been almost two days since we gave our newly hired sports writer, Smoke Jackson, the Tiger Woods beat, and we've yet to see even a first draft of his article! Other staff members have expressed concern about Smoke's work habits, claiming that he spends 95% on Facebook, and the remaining 5% maximizing a Microsoft Word document to cover his gmail chat windows.

We, however, have faith in our new hire and are patiently awaiting his first article!

xoxo

Gwen