Facebook Has Syphilis; Is Contagious

Health experts are claiming (and we totally believe them) that facebook has caused (and is continuing to cause) sexually transmitted diseases to rise.

Ew, right? Apparently Sunderland, Durham and Teesside in Britian are huge facebook hotspots, and as such, they have the highest cases of syphilis...especially in young women.

Professor Peter Kelly, director of public health in Teesside, commented that, ""Social networking sites are making it easier for people to meet up for casual sex." While representatives at facebook are saying that it impossible for him to make such a statement, Kelly replied, that he was just telling us what the facts were telling him.

Reason 8billion to stay off of facebook.