A local Santa Cruz newspaper is reporting that a 63 year old man, John Clauer, has been found living with the body of a 30 year old female corpse. Apparently, the police were called to his apartment to investigate a bad smell. (Most annoying neighbors ever, but also totally legit).
The article goes on to say that Clauer was recently arrested for selling drugs to a 14 year old. Deputy Chief Steve Clark commented that this is "literally the weirdest guy case I've seen".
Amen.
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