What's The Best Way To Deal With The Elephant In The Room?

1.  Pretend like it's not there, ignoring the smell of this huge animal.
2. Ask it to stand to the side so you can continue normal conversation.
3. Find excuses to walk back and forth across the room bumping into it and rolling your eyes and saying things like "excuse ME" in an exaggerated way while rolling your eyes and sighing.
4.  Ask it to raise it's leg, get on it and ride it with all of your friends and family until it gets too tired and then leaves.
5.  Kill it. Eat it. Move forward.

What would you choose? As a girl, of course, we feel inclined to do #3 at least for a little while. Because of our Red/Blue personality (take the test here), we feel like #5 is the answer.

What would YOU do?