BALTIMORE, February 1, 2010 –REALzone LLC, a company that specializes in relationship growth and development, announced today that Journals and Good Literature have officially replaced human beings as Americans Friends Of Choice. The annual AFOC vote took place at the Inner Harbor in Baltimore city and Journals and Books are expected to officially begin their responsibilities by the end of the week.
“We were not surprised at all by the outcome of the vote,” Commented D. Powell, CEO of REALzone LLC official sponsor of the event. “Especially after waiting in long lines with other human beings, those who hadn’t brought their books or journals, were fed up… ready for a change, and their votes reflected those feelings.”
The outcome of the vote was greeted with cheers from both tourists and locals of all ages. “I decided to vote for the journal and a good book option when I realized that if I didn’t want to know the story that my book was telling, I could just close it, or else choose another book, or in extreme circumstances I could burn it”, commented Jenny Briggs of Minnesota who traveled for 3 days to cast her vote, “That same flexibility just does not exist with human beings”.
The implications of the vote have yet to be seen, but most people remain optimistic. “I’m obviously not going to go get rid of my friends just because a vote tells me to,” said a local voter as he tearfully embraced his human-friends “but do I trust these results? Yes. And I will think twice the next time I’m trying to decide who or what I should use for company. A good book like Harry Potter? Or one of these guys here? There really is no competition” said the voter as he held his book a little tighter and walked away.
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