We have never met this intern, but every time we call our sister and her intern intercepts the call and does not put us through.. we just have to nod and say "well played" on the other side of the country. In fact, we can't even get mad at this girl. She is completely immune to the usual symptoms of playing Monkey in the Middle (ie. never getting the ball, realizing that youre playing a ridiculous game, getting annoyed with the laughter of the people around you etc)
Her usual intercepting tactic
Intern: Hello Bauren's phone
Gwen: Hi, could I please speak to Bauren?
Intern: haha is this her sister?
Gwen: ... yes... .. . .... . .
Intern: Ok lemme check if she is in
.00000005 second pause
Intern: I'm sorry she's not at her desk, message?
Gwen: ... n---
Intern: hangs up
Gwen: o thanks
We dare any of you to try to talk to Bauren.
Trust us, you will never get through.
Is it possible to feel like both Bauren and Gwen at the same time? Maybe even the intern too?
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