Swapp Reads Twilight

One of our favorite things about Salt Lake City, is our long lost friend, Barah Swapp. Swapp is crazy, and everyday we love here even more. Which is why it's so hilarious sad to see what Twilight is doing to her! Here is how it went down:

Gwen: Hey Swapp, want to go see Eclipse with me?
Swapp: No way, I don't read Twilight and I will never read Twilight and I don't know who Edward is or Jacob and I will only read the Bible.
Gwen: Okay

**************Gwen Goes Out of Town***********************
**************Gwen Comes Back**************************

Gwen: Hey Swapp
Swapp: (lip bite) Hey (tightness in eyes) what's up?
Gwen: ... nothing... what have you been up to? why do you look so weird?
Swapp: (checks skin for black fire) Nothing... dazzled...
Gwen: What'd you just say?? What is that black book over there? No Swapp, NO!!!!

Haha... so the conversation didn't actually go like that, but Swapp did promise she would never have anything to do with Twilight or Harry Potter and then two days later she had read Twilight and New Moon and was reading Eclipse under the covers with a flash light.

Poor Swapp. We've all been there.