Timmy Text Message Reports: Boys Are Not Girls

It's important to remember that boys are not girls. When you text them adding subtle things to show them you're angry like a carefully placed " . " or by adding a "!" to show them that you are taking the high-road when you really are still mad, those tactics don't work. Boys don't care, and they don't notice.

I was very disappointed when I read Ms. Wyntour's text message conversation below, because it shows a complete lack of understanding of the male species. The best way to text when trying to win the interest of a boy is not to text them at all. The boys that spend most of their time texting are either 17 or gay, and thus they are not interested in you anyway.

Please remember, "text not, want not".

Yours in the digital world,

Timothy R. Text Message
YogueIN Correspondent