Local Gym Patron's Story About Daughter's Birthday Party Enters 8th Excruciating Minute

Gym Mom: "Yeah but all of the girls really enjoyed it!"

Me: "wow... yeah... must have been great..."

Gym Mom: "you know it really was! One of the girls was so cute and had the most beautiful color hair. You know that auburn color like Anne of Green Gables? My goodness I haven't thought about Anne of Green Gables in nearly a century, look at me!!! I never thought I'd refer to myself as having lived a century! Oh bless my heart! Now you know the other thing is that..."