Seen & Heard: Salt Lake City 1st Avenue

1. Homeless man laying on ground in middle of sidewalk; pedestrian steps over him
2. Utah Varsity football player filing his nails outside of his car
3. Friendly smoker guy says hello to girls outside in parking lot; girls run
4. Girl eating banana on way to work; puts peel in purse
5. Elderly lady dressed to the nines; using a walker; still looks great
6. Polynesian girls (roommates?) walking home; one carrying 10,000 groceries; other carrying cell phone. So rude!

Seen And Heard: United States of BrickBreaker

Republican and Democratic members of congress spotted playing BrickBreaker during budget talks. Looks like R's & D's can agree on at least one thing!

xoxo

Frannie

Seen & Heard: Womens Shorts On Male Senators

spotted: former male senator wearing soffes cheerleading shorts at the gym. Looks like O should issue an executive order on gym attire.

YogueIN Seen & Heard: Lobbyist In Internet Cafe

A senior lobbyist for a certain dying telecom company was seen poking around on this site during his lunch break.

kisses,

Frannie

YogueIN Hires Frannie Walters: Seen & Heard Columnist!

We are thrilled to announce the addition of Frannie Walters to the YogueIN family. Walters will be responsible for a new column entitled "Seen & Heard". This column will give our readers an insiders look at what is really happening around Washington D.C.

"I am so excited for this opportunity to work with YogueIN", said Walters, "My parents told me time and time again that I needed to go to college to be successful, and this proves that they were wrong." While Walter's credentials are less than ideal, Gwen Wyntour, CEO and Editor-in-chief of YogueIN, is confident that she will be a much needed addition to the organization. "A gossip-type column will help diversify our readership, "commented Wyntour, "We're not sure what to expect from her, but with her ties to the Obama family she will help get the YogueIN name out around town. That will be her main responsibility".

To contact Frannie Walters or to send in your own "Seen & Heards" send emails to YogueIN@gmail.com attn: Frannie Walters

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