Sara Bareilles Does Cover Of Beyonces' "Single Ladies"; Also Manages To Do An Elvis Impersonation Throughout The Entire Song

Have you guys seen this?

We didn't really like it. Which is weird cause we're all about cover songs. To be fair, we didn't listen to the entire thing, so maybe something cool happens at the end.

PR Tips For The Kardashian Family

As someone who knows next to nothing about PR, we just want to let the Kardashian family know that they should do EVERYTHING they can to separate themselves from the disaster that Kim's divorce is turning out to be.

Actually let me rephrase that, it's not a disaster, cause as a whole, we don't think people care very much. But we're sitting here thinking about it and we think that you (the Kardashian family) should do the following things:

1. Distance yourself from Kim, keep pumping the story that Kris Jenner told on The View, "I had no idea, I mean when she told me (she was getting a divorce) I cried, and Kim just asked me to understand but ultimately I had no idea, I have no details about anything, in fact I don't know who Kris Humphries is, I didn't even know Kim was married, I know nothing"

2. For help with #1 (ie. Distancing yourself from Kim) call Reggie Bush. He figured out how to do that reaaaaal quick.

3. Figure out how to get yourselves off of these gay marriage ads. They're not directly targeting you guys, but they kind of are. 

WHEW ran out of steam, proof that we don't actually care.

Bottom line, it's really funny/sad that the marriage lasted for 72 days, and that's all we have to say about that.

xoxo

Gwen

Wow Gwen, Where Have You Been?

We've not  blogged in what feels like 35 years. In fact, we're not even really sure how to blog anymore. Fortunately for you, there's DEF a reason for us to blog today.

One of the last posts we published was about Kim Kardashian, we don't remember what we said exactly, but we think it had something to do with her wedding/marriage. Welp, 10 million dollars later and it was announced today that it's totally over between Kim K and Kris H.

And the funny thing is, as we're writing this post we realized that we don't care, and so literally have nothing else to say about it.

Dick Cheney Looks So Much Like A Monster

Woah, have you guys seen this picture? Crazy.

JLO Officially Returning To American Idol; World Officially Thinks Her Hair Looks Crazy In This Picture

Matt Damon Reads Article About Education; Gets To Use New Knowledge In A Video Clip; Also Uses Word "Intrinsic"; Sounds Really Smart

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Alec Baldwin Talks About The Debt Ceiling

What do you think about his comments?

Nick Lachey's & Vanessa (Don't Know Her Last Name's) Wedding Special

The truth is:

1. We could easily google her last name but we just don't want it in our brain

     1 a.  It could be Manillo . . .

2. We snapped this from a magazine this morning and the writers were spot on. If Jessica Simpson were invited to this wedding, and they advertised it as such (and included mad faced clips of her dad) this thing would be bigger than the royal wedding.

In case you're not able to read the photograph -- it's a little blurry-- this is what it says:

5 Ways Nick and Vanessa Can Get Us To Watch Their T.V. Wedding:
- Stage a 98 degrees reunion concert
- Provide teen mom spoilers during the ceremony
- Make Lady Gaga their bridesmaid
-Have Justin Bieber & Selena Gomez make out
-Invite Jessica Simpson

Also, to be honest, if any of the first 4 things happened we would def not tune in, but with any luck Jessica will be there. Set your DVR's people.

xoxo
Gwen!

Beyonce AKA BeWhiteCe

So You Think You Can Dance: Tadd Gadduang Is From Utah!

Utah just got 1 step closer to being a really cool place to live!! (Only 96,350,027,364 billion more to go! just kidding we love Utah. Everyone calm down.)


One of our favorite contestants on this season of SYTYCD is a native of Utah and he just got a huge write up about his dance career in a local paper. The article doesn't say much about his personal life but it does say that he went to Granger high school which according to Google is in West Valley city. Oh really?

Anyway, you can click here and read the full article in the Tribune, OR, you can just trust us when we say that these are the main points:

1. He wears a ring on his left finger but he's not married, but he considers himself married to dance.
2. He almost stopped dancing but his friend was like "Naaaah bro you gotta keep it up"
3. He's in the final 8 on the show!

Go Tadd!


ps. Tadd is also taking suggestions on facial expressions he should use when talking to the media...he hasn't quite gotten that down yet.

R.I.P. Amy Winehouse

So young. So sad.

Read more here

Bad Story, Good Headline Disease Spreads to Huffington Post Entertainment: "Funny Entourage Moment"

The Bad Story, Good Headline epidemic has unfortunately spread to the entertainment section of The Huffington Post. The disease, previously contained to the Huffington Post Living section, is one that will draw in any reader and then kill them with boredom as soon as they begin reading.

This particular article boasted "hilarious on camera magic" as the cast of the hit (read also: we've never seen it) HBO series Entourage discussed a day of shooting at a U2 concert.

After seeing words like "awkward" "funny" "memories" and "luck", we, like any other reader would have been, were tricked into clicking the play button on the clip.

Thoughts?

Everybody Hates Gaga?

Really interesting article on how after 1 week the sales of Lady Gaga's most recent CD dropped by 85% yo!

Crazy!

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Michelle Obama Dances

YogueIN Reports: Michelle Obama dancing in a crazy pattern shirt; with older lady dancing in a big shirt behind her.

Also, dancing in quotation marks.

Describing Celebrities;Word Choices: Are You Sure?

Fashionista (noun) a very fashionable person, especially one who works in the fashion industry.

But Actually....We Really Like This Coat

Although this is not a fashion blog and definitely not a blog about Kate Middleton, we do really like this coat. Does anyone know where you can buy it? We'll research this.

xoxo
Gwen!

No More Kate Middleton; No More Royal Wedding; No; No; No!!!!!!!!

We just can't hear anymore about it! And we guarantee that once the wedding takes place (April 29th) that people will keep talking about it forever and ever and eveeerrrrrrrrr.

Will you watch? Or will you catch the nearest rope like we did?

Amber Riley Sings Our Life With Her Song; Sounds Great; Emo Post

"Sometimes it lasts to love, sometimes it hurts each day" - Adele/Amber Riley In This Video/Gwen Wyntour's Heart

Wyntour Finishes Looking At People Magazines Most Beautiful People 2011 Photo Gallery; Is Confused; No Offense

Yeah, you just have to click here and look at this, we know it's annoying to have to click on something and have an entire new window open up, but this is too crazy. These are the questions we have:

1. Who put this list together?
2. Who took the pictures of these people?
3. Like... what?
4. Why does everyone look so bad?


We need to know what you think. Cliiiiiick here!!

Zac Efron Makes People's 2011 List of Most Beautiful People; Stiff Arms Photographers & World

This is so ironic! It's obvious that Zac Efron is an avid YogueIN reader because on the heels of YogueIN's "Stiff Arm" announcement, Zac Efron was photographed in this stiff arming posture:

While stiff arming the photographers, Efron was also quoted as saying, "I think it's important to live in the moments and enjoy everyday to the fullest!"

So cliche profound, Zac!

ps. Read the full article here

pps. But we've said pretty much everything in this post.

xoxo

Gwen!