A recent YogueIN poll shows that 96% of Americans believe that it is impossible to talk about politics without sounding annoying. Full press release documenting this groundbreaking study to be released at the beginning of the 2012 election season.

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World Asks Timmy Text Message, "What In The *World* Are You Talking About In Your Most Recent Post?"

YogueIN Changes

Dear YogueIN Readers,

So we just made a couple of changes and may make some more tonight. You'll notice on the right hand side of the page we've added a gadget that lets you see our most recent tweets! You can also see some of the other YogueIN readers that we follow and some of the stuff they are saying. What you should also do is follow us on Twitter!! We want to know who you are!

Also, there was a bunch of random stuff on the left hand side of the screen that you may not remember, yahoo groups etc, and we took that down.

So while we're changing things, or even if we're not changing things, we'd love to hear from you, what you think about the site, what you'd change/add/say etc, so email us at YogueIN@gmail.com, or tweet it to us at @GwenWyntour!!

We love you :)

xoxo
Gwen! & Staff

YogueIN Hires Text Message Linguist: Timmy Text Message

YogueIN is excited to announce the addition of Timothy R. Text Message to the YogueIN global family. "This is an extremely exciting opportunity!" gushed Mr. Text message as he walked out of the press conference announcing his new position. Timothy Text Message specializes in the translation of text messages, and will often be pulled in to consult on Facebook communication as well.

Breaking News: Yogue IN Pronoun Change

You may have noticed that from the beginning of YogueIN up until this very moment when writing we have used the first person plural in all of it's varieties. "We" etc etc. Anyway, that's all done away, "I" or first person singular is the new...black.

YogueIN Is Not Dead

Contrary to popular belief, YogueIN is still alive.

Sorry it's been a long time since we've posted.

But we're BACK..... ish.

Wyntour Admits To Having No Idea What Is Happening In The World

YogueIN Falls On Hard Financial Times; Loses Everything; Wyntour Sits By Trash Can; Dries Tears With Cape

Is YogueIN still a Blog? Or is it Dead?

It's not dead.

"We're NOT DEAD!"

(name that movie quotation??)






answer (written backwards)  = srehto eht

We're Sorry

But we're back!

xoxo
Gwen

Wyntour In London; Develops Accent

Dear Yoguees,

We have finally arrived in London to begin opening the UK branch of YogueIN International! We've not been in contact with anyone back in the States and it seems as though the staff has really dropped the ball. Hopefully all is well with you, and we are excited to be reporting for the next couple of days from London!! This is our first time in the city, and we've already adopted a british accent which we will never let go of.

"Gwen, where did your british accent come from?"

"Well yes, naturally I have an accent, I've always summered in England... eva since I was a little girl of only 5."

"Oh really?"

"Yes, yes of course, now go fetch Darcy, I fancy a dance!"

So that is just a sample of a conversation that we can imagine ourselves having upon returning to our native country. At any rate, we've secured an office and hopefully we'll be able to get operations going by the time we leave on Saturday.

Much love!
xoxo
Gwen

YogueIN Hires Frannie Walters: Seen & Heard Columnist!

We are thrilled to announce the addition of Frannie Walters to the YogueIN family. Walters will be responsible for a new column entitled "Seen & Heard". This column will give our readers an insiders look at what is really happening around Washington D.C.

"I am so excited for this opportunity to work with YogueIN", said Walters, "My parents told me time and time again that I needed to go to college to be successful, and this proves that they were wrong." While Walter's credentials are less than ideal, Gwen Wyntour, CEO and Editor-in-chief of YogueIN, is confident that she will be a much needed addition to the organization. "A gossip-type column will help diversify our readership, "commented Wyntour, "We're not sure what to expect from her, but with her ties to the Obama family she will help get the YogueIN name out around town. That will be her main responsibility".

To contact Frannie Walters or to send in your own "Seen & Heards" send emails to YogueIN@gmail.com attn: Frannie Walters

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Annnnnnnnnddddd We're back!

Whew, sorry.

We feel like it's been forever since we've been in the office. This past weekend we had a watermain break, which meant we had to cancel all of the interviews that we had lined up, and we were forced to close the office.

It was a nightmare.

We are grateful to be up and running again! We want to remind you that there will be some new hires this week, as well as an exciting competition so stay tuned!

xoxo
Gwen

Where Is the Yogue??

Dear Yoguees,

The YogueIN offices were closed today, Sunday March 7, 2010. They will be open again bright and early tomorrow morning.

xoxo
Gwen

###Corporate Announcement###

Editor in Chief of YogueIN, Gwen Wyntour, will be taking a leave of absense until further notice. Her most recent, and very public breakdown over a botched blog post was a result of exhaustion and dehydration. Wyntour has declined to comment at this time. Operations will continue as usual under the direction of Sports Editor; Smoke Jackson.


Well wishes and fan mail for Ms. Wyntour may be sent to Yoguein@gmail.com

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Smoke Jackson Apologizes to YogueIN Staff For Olympic Behavior

See what Smoke Jackson did: here