Do You Have Blue Eyes? If So, Be Careful!

We're just wearing contacts in this picture so we don't need to worry.

 But if you have lighter eyes and you're out in the sun not wearing sunglasses, then you're eyes are going to fall out of your head more susceptible to sun damage.

So put on some sunglasses! We suggest this pair.  . . . . . haha just kidding. Worst sunglasses/craziest sunglasses model EVER.

Republican Congressman Answers Question In A Really Weird Way; Distracts From The Rest Of The Article

The full bore-article article  was talking about Newt Gingrich saying mean things about someones budget plans blah blah blah, but when this Rep. John Campbell was asked about Gingrich's comments he decided to use the word "remarks" 3500 times.

Why Rep. Campbell?

Say Yes To The Dress Stories

This is kind of a long story, and it could end up being boring, so we're going to list it out for you:

1. The other day we were watching an episode of Say Yes To The Dress

2. Best Show Ever

3. A girl who was not engaged and did not have a ring from her boyfriend went to shop for a wedding dress

4. Crazy 

5. Her boyfriend came with her

6. While she was trying on dresses he was giving his opinion, "Oh that's nice", "Oh that's nicer", "Oh that's really nice"

7. Unhelpful

8. Cut to him talking to the camera in a diary room setting, he says, "Man I'm so nervous I'm going to propose to her"

9. He proposes, hands shaking like saying he's nervous in all of this voice over commentary

Okay so why are we telling you about this? 

Because we don't get it! We feel like if a girl is trying on a wedding dress, and bringing you with her, then probably like just MAYBE she wants to get married and so then if you know she's going to say yes, then what are the nerves for???

Oh really? 

Yeah this is a borepost for sure, but sometimes ya just gotta say things...

So The Other Day... (Hatch Family Chocolates)

We didn't have anything to blog about, and we also didn't have anything to do so we went to this chocolate shop with our friend Bariel.

Bariel was like "Woah Gwen, I heard about this really awesome chocolate place called Hatch Family Chocolate" or something like that.

Long boring story short, we went to this chocolate factory, picked out a piece of chocolate the size of an M&M paid $12.00 for it, and left.

While we were a little annoyed by how much we spent on chocolate, we handled it a little bit better than the guy in the picture above. He sat there in disbelief for the rest of the day.


What?

New Yorkers Complain About Tip Jars; YogueIN Cannot Write About It

New Yorkers are getting upset over the Tip Jars that are popping up around their city. Consumers are complaining that they are getting pressured into tipping at places like the grocery store and after their lazer hair removal surgeries

So ridiculous, we can't even write about this...

Rosie O'Donnell Gets A New Show; Wyntour Continues Watching iCarly

Is this bad news for The Ellen Degeneres show?

We first were hearing reports that Ellen would be the new Oprah, but seems like Rosie O'Donnell is fighting for that title as well. O'Donnell will be returning to day time television in 2011 providing another option for mothers who will be mourning the loss of Oprah. 

You can read more about it here.

Will you watch Rosie?

An Invisibility Cloak! For Real; Too Complicated To Think About

Scientist have taken a very very very small step towards uncovering the technology that could make invisibility cloaks a reality.

We're not sure if we understand the article, but basically researchers are saying that they were able to make a bump of gold invisible... at nearly visable infrared frequencies.

huh?

The cloak is a combination of crystals that bend light...

Actually, to be honest, we don't get it. So we're not sure how to explain it to you. You can read about it here, then tell us what it means.

Starbucks Policy: Drink Your Coffee & Shoot Your Guns

Popular coffeehouse chain, Starbucks, has been getting some negative attention because it refuses to tell its gun carrying customers to get out. Many establishments, even in states that allow people to openly carry guns, have been requiring patrons to leave their heat guns at home in order to keep everybody happy -- but Starbucks refuses to step in line.

The reason why this is "news" is because Starbucks is a primarily a west coast place, and most of their customers expect them to.... not have guns in their shops.

OH REALLY?

David Paterson Is Tired Of Being Embrassing; Ends Campaign

Less than a week ago we reported that Gov. David Paterson's (New York) would be running again for Governor of New York.
Finally, making a good decision, he ended that dream and announced today that he would no longer be doing that. YogueIN was not able to attend the press conference because of this incident; we did hear that his remarks lasted for only 5.5 minutes.

See ya, wouldn't want to be ya.

Read the full article here.

Conservative Newspapers Are Loving Their Lives

We feel forced to mention this (cause like everybody else is.. and Yogue is IN so.. yeah)

But people think that this logo for the Missle Defense Agency looks like some islamic symbolism and the Obama circle thing and everyone is losing their minds abou--

STOP

We literally could not care less about what the missle defense agencies' logo looks like. This is the first time in our entire lives we've even heard of the middle defense agency.

if you care you can read about it here or here or here or type it into here or even here, but we just cannot talk about it.

NMNATMDA 4 LIFE!
NMNATMDA 4 LIFE!
NMNATMDA 4 LIFE!




(No More News About The Missle Defense Agency)