Look What I Found!; Inside Joke; Sorry

Actually, we've decided that inside jokes are lame. This post can either be funny for one person, or lame for everyone, and we've decided to go with lame for everyone.

Last year we were in a play called "Home" by Samm Art-Williams. It was this crazy play that ended up being awesome, but at one point we had a line where we said, "Black gabardine pants pegged at the ankles". We'd never seen or heard the word gabardine before in our entire lives, so it was kind of funny to come acrossT it while randomly clicking on a Nordstrom ad in our email inbox.

Told ya, lame.

The Climb; Only Better; So So Much Better

Epic (adj) - A word that televisions writers are putting into scripts to make the characters sound young and relevant. Also currently one of the most annoying words in the English language.

Dance Moms; Best Show On Television

Haha.

Ok, so first of all, we're sorry, we know after we put that sick Rookie Blue tribute video on our blog that you probably don't want to watch any new media that we put on here but we promise this is worth it.

We're not sure that we can think of a show that is better than 'Dance Mom's'. It literally has everything you could want in a show. The lady who owns the 'Abby Lee Dance Studio' is this woman you could never imagine being a dancer, the moms are obviously trying to re-live their dreams through their children, and the kids are amazing dancers (except for this one kid named Vivee).

Oh really?

Ha whatever, just watch the trailer:

My Little Sister Has A Great Twitter; All Star Weekend

So we made the decision last night that we are going to give Twitter a real try, that means deactivating our FB account -- the two cannot co-exist.

Anyway, we started by checking out our siblings twitter accounts, and we found some really great tweets.  Actually "really great" definitely needs to be in quotation marks. But this is still a cool cover:




We're in love with both of these guys.

ps. Follow us on Twitter @gwenwyntour
pps. Follow our sister @ctrusty2014

Rookie Blue; Weirdest Kissing Scene We've Ever Seen

So.................

Did you guys watch the most recent episode of Rookie Blue?

Basically what happens is that 3 of the rookies (McNally, Epstein, and Nash) go undercover to find drugs and whatever else in Canadian gang land "gang land".

While undercover McNally runs into this guy that she's in love with (another undercover cop named Swareck -- we will never google how to spell his name)

 ok so long story short they start kissing but it's like not kissing it's this weird moving and looking at each other and then like a fast shirt rip and then a pick up and then another look at each other and it's just soo weird. 

Anyway, it was on the most recent episode of the show, we couldn't find a clip of it, but these are the two characters that have the weird kiss:

"Don't Even Look At Me" - Gwen Wyntour

Dick Cheney Looks So Much Like A Monster

Woah, have you guys seen this picture? Crazy.

Twitter Is Pretty Funny; #FirstWorldPains; #Oldspice

A lot of people give Twitter a hard time because they are so used to spending every second on facebook that they can't imagine opening another website. But, it's actually pretty entertaining if you decide to follow the right accounts.

Two accounts that we want to highlight today are "FirstWorldPains" and the "Oldspice" account. Both are really funny in their own ways.

FirstWorldPains is an account that tweets things that someone in a first world country would complain about. Here are some tweets:

Oldspice is just ridiculous, but it's trying to make "men" (think hipsters and boys with a lot of thoughts) be manlier men like the oldspice guy. Here are some tweets:

So in short, Twitter is good, check it out, and once you have follow these accounts and also @gwenwyntour!

xoxo
Gwen!

The Skulls: Movie Quotes;

"Direct question, direct answer: Are you a skull?" 

This is one of the best lines in the movie The Skulls. If you haven't seen this film, it's definitely worth it to see it. It's a movie where Pacey from Dawsons creek plays this poor guy who goes to Yale and gets involved with a secret society. He's got a reporter friend (school newspaper, in reality they are no big deal but the movie makes it seem like he works for CNN) who is all interested in the Skulls and suspects that Pacey has been asked to be a member of the exclusive group. Anyway, at one point the reporter friend asks him the above question.

We think it's especially legit because his friend is probably thinking "enough with the nonsense, I don't care about your mush, are you a skull or not?" That's how we've been feeling with a lot of things recently.

Oh really?

(Oh hey Gwen is this a blog post or is this just random thoughts that aren't even really finished written on the internet? Could you let us know before hand next time . . .thanks! xoxo Everyone)

Name This BAMA

So you've all seen the section called "BAMA's" if you haven't go to the left hand side of the screen and check out some of YogueIN's previous BAMA's. Here's your chance to give this one a name, funniest one wins!

xoxo
Gwen

VICTORY!!! Al Qaeda's Second In Command Killed; Go USA!

Here's a clip from a recent New York Times article:

An American official said that the drone strike killed Atiyah Abd al-Rahman, a Libyan who in the last year had taken over as Al Qaeda’s top operational planner. Mr. Rahman was in frequent contact with Bin Laden in the months before the terrorist leader was killed on May 2 by a Navy Seals team, intelligence officials have said.

Read the full story here 

"Oh man, I went all the way over there to see who just sent me a text and it was just you, I'm so mad" - Gwen Wyntour

Brava vs. Bravo

Dear Yoguees/Everyone,

We wish we could find the interview where Wentworth Miller says "Brava" to Ellen Degeneres instead of Bravo, but we just aren't sure where it would be. But basically she says something to him and he says in a very slow pretentious way "Brava". Actually he says it twice "Brava, Brava"

ANDDDD it sounds so annoying! Just say "Bravo", most people don't speak Italian and won't judge you for not having gender agreement. Trust me it's not worth it. So you have two options:

1. Say Bravo - and have people be like "wow I did a really good job with this thing, or else maybe this person is being sarcastic but actually I don't care cause I already forgot what was happening"

or

2. Say Brava - and have people think "what is Brava?" "why are you saying it like that?" "Did you say Bra? or lava?" "I don't get it" "what do you mean?" "why are you talking with that voice?" "why are you mentioning to me that you went to Princeton?" "Why are you wearing a blazer in our government class?" The list goes on.

There's no need to say Brava. Ever.


ps. Check out what I found!!!  Wentworth Miller Saying Brava  -- go to 4:19 and turn up your speakers.
pps. You may say "Brava" if you are currently speaking in Italian. (ie. brava la mia sorella)

We Are So Sick Of Comcast

The Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air; Still Funny

However many years it has been since this particular episode aired, it is still hilarious. Go 'head Gina. (Said in a WPJ way)




Watch the full clip here

Embarassing Things We Saw On The Internet Today

This picture of Rush Limbaugh. (Drudge Report article on the richest celebrities of 2011)

In and of itself this section of Cosmo is not embarrassing, but getting caught reading it would be. (No but Gwen it's important for us to know what girls are thinking!) Trust us, it's embarrassing.

Borticle (n) - Combination of the word 'boring' and 'article', and means exactly that.

Find many sneak attack borticles here: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/healthy-living/

xoxo
Gwen

Major Brain Freeze

Dear Yoguees,

Actually, after we titled this post we realized that a "Brain Freeze" is when you drink something cold too fast, and then you get that sharp headache. It's NOT when you have a blog that you haven't written on for  56 weeks because you can't think of anything to say. Still, we now feel a connection to the title "Major Brain Freeze" and so we're going to keep it.

A couple thoughts:

1. Kim Kardashian's Wedding - We're not sure how we feel about this whole thing. Actually we are completely sure. Even though everything probably cost 1 billion dollars and they're probably a great family, we didn't like Kim's head piece and so it ruined the whole thing for us. But this People magazine with her on the cover is selling really well, check out the boring article here.

1a. Speaking of Kim Kardashian - We must get a boyfriend, and we must get our picture taken with him exactly like this photo of Kim and Reggie.

2. Bad Words - We never swear. But we've made the executive decision that if a script calls for bad language use, we're just going to do it, and say it, and hate ourselves later for it. The show must go on.

3. WP's / WPJ's - There's nothing really to say here. Stiff arm. Big time.

4. GQ Magazine - We read an edition (is that the right word?) of this magazine at the gym the other day and is has skyrocketed to our top favorite magazines list. Unlike a lot of other magazines these days with articles that are like "100 Ways To Be More Inappropriate Tomorrow Than You Were Today!!!!" These articles are actually really funny and informational. Most of the writers use a conversational tone, that is really easy and fun to read, and the humor is right up our alley. Way to go GQ. Needs Improvement: Cosmopolitan


4a. Cosmopolitan Magazine Revisited - To be fair, we just took this quiz: Do You Make A Fabulous First Impression? and scored really well:

5. Marriage - Many of our college friends are getting married and instead of feeling like our lives are over we are too preoccupied by the number of spiders we've seen in our room over the last 2 days to care.

So these are the top 5 things that have been on our mind for the past half an hour or so. Some honorable mentions would be 1. Hurricane Irene 2. Mila Kunis 3. Essence Magazine and 4. Rick Perry.

Anyway, what are you guys thinking about?

JLO Officially Returning To American Idol; World Officially Thinks Her Hair Looks Crazy In This Picture